Wellness for women who are done pretending it’s all fine.
Perimenopause, single motherhood, body changes, comebacks, and everything the wellness industry is too polished to say out loud — with the laughs you actually need to survive it.
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Real talk, real laughs, and first dibs on everything I make. No spam. No smoothie recipes. Unless they’re funny.
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Perimenopause, unfiltered
Hot flashes, rage, brain fog, and rebuilding your whole life in your 40s — told by a curvy single mom who earned every stretch mark and still looks amazing in her clothes. Follow along on TikTok and Instagram.
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The programs, tax credits, benefits, and workarounds nobody tells single moms about — organized, plain-English, and ready to use. Because you have enough decision fatigue already.
Coming soonPeople who actually have your back
Real wellness is being heard. It’s finding a way — and the time — to put yourself first. Mental health, spiritual health (whatever that looks like for you), physical health. You DESERVE to move your body. You DESERVE food that nourishes you. We’re building the community that believes that.
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Hi, I’m the Happy Bitch.
I’m a single mom in my mid-40s. I’m perimenopausal. I breastfed for five years, I have cellulite and loose skin like a whole lot of us do — and I take my fitness seriously anyway, because movement is mine and nobody gets to take it.
I’ve survived things that were supposed to break me. I’ve made spectacular mistakes — including one in my 40s that nearly cost me everything — and I’m rebuilding the life I actually want, out loud, so you know it can be done.
Here’s what I believe: you deserve healing and support, no matter which chapter you’re in. You can still fuck up in your 40s and come back stronger. And it all goes down easier when somebody’s making you laugh.
This is where we do it together.